UFC 237: Social Media vs. Humanity
Remember in "The Benchwarmers" when Carlos gave the umpire a birth certificate that just said, "I am 12 years old with a $20 bill?" Well, that is Instagram....
Published Articles from
Brian Rooney
The Biggest College Admissions Scandal of All Time is Less Surprising than a ‘Transformers’ Movie Sucking
Had I known it only would take bribery to get into Yale, I would've just kidnapped the president....
Life Hall Pipe Burst: Sh*t Happens
Human feces and urine has filled the hallways of Life Hall, and I suddenly want one of those T-shirts from the bookstore that say, “Red Hawk Pride.”...
Social Media Challenges: The Only Thing More Thrilling than Cheating Death is the Retweets That Follow
I am so sick and tired of everyone from the supposed “Greatest Generation” to Gen X looking down on millennials…but I get it....
The Government is Back Open, But I Am Still Sad
The phrase, "It's finally over" can now be used to describe the government shutdown that has occurred over the past month. Now if only that phrase could also describe American Idol....
I Don’t Want to Hold this Beetle’s Hand!
The worst part of the beetle incident at Sam’s Place was the university’s response. Actually, the bug in the food was the worst part but the response was also bad....
Trump vs. Troops: An American Horror Story
Supporting President Donald Trump while also supporting the U.S. military is like a vegan watching Silence of the Lambs and rooting for Hannibal Lecter....
If Democrats Want to Stop Losing, They Should Stop Supporting Losers
Hillary Clinton running for president again is a worse threat to the image of the Democratic Party than Count-Chocula is to vampires....
‘Saturday Night Live,’ Snowflakes and ‘Sad!’
Right-wing distaste with SNL is more ironic than a construction company owned by the Kool-Aid man....