Houston, We’ve Got a Problem
Baseball's latest cheating scandal reveals much more than just pitch signals....
Published Articles from
Brian Rooney
The Shame of Fame
Celebrities do not care about us, so why should we care about them?...
President Cole and Administrators Expecting Pay Raise After Tuition Spike
Susan Cole's new $600,000 salary is approved after student costs see another increase, sparking frustration among student body....
Profitable Poultry
Any sandwich worth assaulting someone over is a sandwich worth trying....
Sorry Mr. President, Greenland is not on Realtor.com
President Donald Trump’s recent desire to purchase Greenland is just the tip of the iceberg, and yes, pun is definitely intended....
UFC 237: Social Media vs. Humanity
Remember in "The Benchwarmers" when Carlos gave the umpire a birth certificate that just said, "I am 12 years old with a $20 bill?" Well, that is Instagram....
The Biggest College Admissions Scandal of All Time is Less Surprising than a ‘Transformers’ Movie Sucking
Had I known it only would take bribery to get into Yale, I would've just kidnapped the president....
Life Hall Pipe Burst: Sh*t Happens
Human feces and urine has filled the hallways of Life Hall, and I suddenly want one of those T-shirts from the bookstore that say, “Red Hawk Pride.”...
Social Media Challenges: The Only Thing More Thrilling than Cheating Death is the Retweets That Follow
I am so sick and tired of everyone from the supposed “Greatest Generation” to Gen X looking down on millennials…but I get it....
The Government is Back Open, But I Am Still Sad
The phrase, "It's finally over" can now be used to describe the government shutdown that has occurred over the past month. Now if only that phrase could also describe American Idol....