Bye Losers
It may seem counterintuitive to introduce myself in a goodbye, but bear with me....
Published Articles from
Hannah Effinger
Please, For The Love Of God, Stop Cheesing Me
I've been cheesed by Shake Shack countless times. True Burger, literally every single time I get a burger. Margaritaville too. You name it - every restaurant has ignored my plea for no cheese....
How to be an Ally during Sexual Assault Awareness Month
Trigger warning: this article consists of content concerning sexual assault and rape....
Boygenius Is Genius
"The Record" is truly for the girls, gays and theys. So put on “The Record," lay on the Student Center Quad, and have a happy sad-girl spring....
Why Are All the Pipes Bursting?
We all know that college dorm buildings are not the most sophisticated pieces of architecture in the slightest, but it is expected that they have some degree of safety against the elements....
‘Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania’ Is Too Fun to Be Taken Seriously
The goofy nature of Ant-man’s character doesn’t hold up as well against the severity of Kang’s nefarious plans....
’80 for Brady’ Is ‘The Avengers’ for the Girls
Get your tissues and sacrificial chip bowls ready, the best film of 2023 has finally graced the silver screen....
‘Infinity Pool’ Is Infinitely Mid
The Mia Goth cinematic universe has welcomed its newest film....
