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Janet with the crazy hair
Told me that LED lights aren’t real
And I said, “Janet,
Where’s your mind going
Every time you wail that spiel?”
She’s been so insistent
That we’re missing
Out on something big
That the government’s conspiring
Against lamps and Christmas rigs
Yet I do not have the heart
To tell her that she’s lost her mind
But I worry that she’s traveling
Going back through years of time
“Janet, please just listen,”
My friend, Marcus, begs and pleads,
“There’s a doctor down by Vagrant Street
And he’ll give you what you need.”
Yet Janet never listens
And she spirals into thread
Eventually amassing
To the point where she wont leave her bed
