Remember in “The Benchwarmers” when Carlos gave the umpire a birth certificate that just said, “I am 12 years old with a $20 bill?” Well, that is Instagram.
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The Biggest College Admissions Scandal of All Time is Less Surprising than a ‘Transformers’ Movie Sucking
Had I known it only would take bribery to get into Yale, I would’ve just kidnapped the president.
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Human feces and urine has filled the hallways of Life Hall, and I suddenly want one of those T-shirts from the bookstore that say, “Red Hawk Pride.”
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Social Media Challenges: The Only Thing More Thrilling than Cheating Death is the Retweets That Follow
I am so sick and tired of everyone from the supposed “Greatest Generation” to Gen X looking down on millennials…but I get it.
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The phrase, “It’s finally over” can now be used to describe the government shutdown that has occurred over the past month. Now if only that phrase could also describe American …
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The worst part of the beetle incident at Sam’s Place was the university’s response. Actually, the bug in the food was the worst part but the response was also bad.
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Supporting President Donald Trump while also supporting the U.S. military is like a vegan watching Silence of the Lambs and rooting for Hannibal Lecter.
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Hillary Clinton running for president again is a worse threat to the image of the Democratic Party than Count-Chocula is to vampires.
